Friday, November 20

Daydreaming in Class

I can be a big time creeper when I've got the itch. Like a Class III stalker. Certified weirdo. But I can't help what goes on in my head during class. Look around you. Anyone might be thinking similarly naughty things about you right now.

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My prey gets me so riled up and he has no idea. I pick my spot in class relative to where he sits because it gives me optimal viewing. Back a row and off to the left so it would appear as though I'm angling myself towards the prof.

He's too bulky to fit in the tiny chairs comfortably. His wide shoulders call out for me to touch them. Glasses don't normally do it for me but he pulls them off well.

I just want to nibble on his ears and leave a trail of kisses down his rugged jawline. I want to feel his light scruff on my cheek as I work my way down. His hands are large but they look soft and the way he twirls his pen lends me to believe his fingers would be just as dexterous in other pursuits. His nails are bitten down short and it reveals his vice. He's confused about something and buries his head further into his book. The material is easy, you're thinking to hard. Think about something else. Think about what I would do to you.

Oh! Lucky me! His neighbour today isn't too shabby either. After turning around to pass me a paper he's done so two more times without reason except to make eye contact. Normally, this might be awkward but since I'm in that state of mind I'll throw out a coy smile. Yep, he's on my radar now.

His skin is gorgeous. Clean shaven. His gelled hair is a little too d-bag for me but I could over look it. His sits like a man. Wide legged stance. Rough worn jeans with a brown leather belt. I can almost hear the jangle it would make while being unbuckled and the loud smack it would make against my ass.

Of course I couldn't choose just one of these guys. Better make it a threesome. Hmm.. who to fuck and who to suck.

Hold on a second!

I just turned around and happily discovered two other tasty treats behind me. What's a girl to do? How about we clear off that large wooden table at the front of the room. The height seems about right. Put me on display, boys. You'll each get a turn.

Wednesday, November 18

Men Are A Mystery

I give up. I will never understand the male mind. Men are and will always be a fucking mystery to me. I probably should have realized this a while ago but it's official now.

Recent example:

Since Cuddler gave me the ol' let's just be friends line a few weeks ago we haven't communicated... until recently. Now when we he told me that I clarified that I only wanted to fool around. He said he knew that and stuck with defining us as friends only. Okay, fine. No conact for weeks.

Thursday 3am my phone beeps. "Hey, what are you up to?" Any reasonable person would believe this is the start of a booty call textversation, am I right? I was going to ignore his drunk ass but that was right at the peak of my sex withdrawal episode. A few texts later and we had ourselves a date to get loaded on Saturday night. I was 80% certain he wouldn't follow this up sober. I was correct. Back we go to not speaking. No big change.

Monday 2am my phone beeps. "Hey, what's going on?" What the fuck? It's not like he woke me up as I'm generally up that late but what the fuck was he thinking? I ask a male friend what he thinks of this situation. He tells me Cuddler is clearly trying to get a piece. I call Cuddler out on it and ask him what his intentions are. No straight answer. I tell him I'm confused because it comes across as a pickup and if he wants to actually get together to not text me this late because I don't want to be a drunk text. His only comment to this is that he's not drunk and changes the subject.

I find it incredibly hard to believe that a man would text a woman he's slept with before during the wee hours of the night just to chit-chat. Maybe he's some freak exception and this is his way of "being friends." I don't know what the fuck he wants. I'm trying my best to be upfront and he's being aloof.

It's a mystery, folks.

Thursday, November 12

Operation Entice R2: Days 1 and 2

DAY ONE:
Step 1. Increase online presence.
Step 2. Make it known I'm in the same library as he frequently is.
Step 3: Ride it out.

Results:
- He texts me within 3 hours of this plan going in to effect after a 2 month silence.
- Idle chit-chat.
- Turns out he just got over the swine flu. If he's not contagious, I'm still game.
- No plans for a meet up. Shit.

DAY TWO:
Step 4. Continue with steps 1 through 3.
Step 5. Plan to make contact with target by 8pm if necessary.

Results:
- He contacts before the deadline.
- He is bored and needs something to do.

Step 6. Immediately turn the conversation sexual.

Results:
- He claims he can't get any action because his "associate is out of town." I figured he went AWOL because he got himself a legitimate girlfriend but this is better; I can still work with this.

Step 7. Make a quip about my associate being out of town as well (I wish!) and suggest that maybe we have the same one. Goals: a) let him know we're in the same motherfucking boat and b) create a girl on girl image.

Step 8. Make it known that studying in the library and exams both turn me on. Goal: Make it obvious I'm horny as fuck.

Step 9. Suggest I pickup a random in the library and fuck him in the stairwell. Goals: a) Stir up R2's fantasy of fucking on campus and b) let him know I'm still fair game.

Results:
-Still no invite. What is wrong with him? Seriously.

I don't know how to get the message across that I want his* dick any clearer without coming right out and saying it. Whatever. Maybe he's being loyal to his "associate" or maybe he's just that fucking clueless.

I planted the seed. Now will he please plant his... across my face. (Sorry, I couldn't resist that one.) I just need one good suck, fuck and/or spanking to hold me over a while longer! Please. I don't want to do The Unthinkable in a terrible lapse of sex-deprived judgment.



*realistically any dick... but this one is top of the short list right now.

Tuesday, November 10

Where Do I Sign?

This is an actual message I received on Ashley Madison:

Hey you bad girl
I am an old fart that loves to show young girls a good time in bed. I have all my own hair and teeth but I don't bite unless you ask. I can make you squirm and scream just by using my tongue
[name withdrawn]

Where do I sign for that sexy morsel of man meat?

Monday, November 9

Man Handling

I just need to be man-handled. I can live without cock a while longer but I need to be smacked around a bit. Hair pulled, ass spanked... that kind of thing. Desperation will likely set in by the end of the week and I will resort to potentially embarrassing measures to get what I want.

Monday, November 2

LJBF

The Cuddler is officially done with. I asked him straight up if our "brief little thing" was done and he suggested we just be friends. I was LJBF'd! This has never actually happened explicitly like this before. Normally I just let it phase out and I don't start a "talk." But I did so high-five for me!

It's totally cool and all because honestly I only enjoyed the cuddling, watching movies and making out because I never do that shit. I could participate in those activities with practically anyone. He was just conveneint. He's a nice kid and I hope he goes places.

PS. Did every one have a frightful Halloween? I learned that "punny"costumes are a good way to weed out stupid men. I love some good wordplay foreplay.

Thursday, October 29

New Socks



I got some new socks for my Halloween costume. They looked killer online but once I put them on I wasn't really sure about them. I've been wearing them around while prepping the rest of my costume and now I LOVE THEM. They are cozy as fuck and will be perfect to sleep in or wear under jeans when it's crazy nipply outside. And I think they're kinda hot in that dorky way. Since I got my laptop back without incident I figured it was time to add some new pictures. :)